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2. Don't marry someone with whom you have "irreconcilable differences." If you do, make sure you at least get a pre-nup. And don't marry someone with crazay eyez. It doesn't bode well for the future.
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3. Don't love yourself more than you love your husband (unless he's a douche). Also don't marry someone who will be jealous of your success and, well, assets. On the flip side, don't marry J. Lo because she clearly can't handle commitment.
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4. Don't marry someone you've known for less than a year. Don't accuse your husband of being a fame whore when you are a fame whore yourself. Don't keep planning your damn fairy tale wedding even though you already know it's a mistake.
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On a side note, damn his hand is big.
5. Don't name your twitter handle after your husband and then become known for your twitter addiction. It's the kiss of death for relationships of the millennium, much like tattoos were for the 90s.
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6. Don't marry Jesse James. Or Kat Von D.
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*just kidding about the guarantee. Don't sue me.
Which other celebrity trainwrecks have you learned relationship lessons from?
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